netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

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willsicott:

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ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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human:

when someone says they dont like me

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officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

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satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

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theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

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