Fuck you, I won an Emmy.
Martin Freeman (now, probably)
"Fuck me, so did I!"
Benedict Cumberbatch, sincerely shocked.(via makethemintoshoes)
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"