octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

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secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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auntiewitch:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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lustire:

sorry mum u have reached ask limit 

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bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

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